The world is a better place, however infinitesimally, thanks to a wild boar who dispatched a hunter in the Malaysian state of Perak, about 75 miles north of Kuala Lumpur.
According to an April 20 Deutsche Presse-Agentur report, the vile thug’s ugly carcass was discovered by other serial killers, and local police identified the hunter’s wound as being consistent with a boar’s bite.
The DPA story refers to the deceased as a “victim.” This, of course, is total nonsense. He was an asshole who set out to kill, and, in doing so, forfeited any eligibility to be cast in that role. Fortunately, he’ll never kill again.
Unfortunately, plenty of other humans, in Malaysia and around the world, will continue to make victims of other species. Until we’re rid of all hunters (wishful thinking, I realize), I’ll continue to celebrate upon receiving news that there’s one fewer of the bastards among us.
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