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Category Archives: The Scum Among Us

Turkey Farms Should Invite Children Onto Killing Floors

The Connecticut NBC affiliate, WVIT, aired a story late last week about a death factory called Gozzi’s Turkey Farm, which for decades has been breeding animals for slaughter. What sets this killing floor apart from others is that its operator encourages children to see the birds not as victims but as fantastic curiosities. In his […]

Again, U.S. Sportsmen’s Alliance Claims Hunters are Victims

One cannot take pleasure in killing and at the same time bitch about being bullied. But we’ve come to expect that kind of pants-soiling whining from the brain-dead thugs at the U.S. Sportsmen’s Alliance. Earlier this month, that wretched gang of twisted monsters rushed to the defense of a dim-witted terrorist named Jeff Thomason, who can’t understand why anyone […]

Koch Brothers vs. Jack Hanna: Animals Lose

The votes are in and the animals had already lost, although that’s not how it’s being widely reported. On Tuesday, May 6, voters in Franklin County, Ohio, were asked to approve an increase in public funding for the Columbus Zoo and Aquarium, and to make that increase permanent. Franklin County voters overwhelmingly rejected the ballot proposition. […]

Joni Ernst: Castrating Pigs and Selling Savagery in Iowa

Joni Ernst would like us to believe that she’s qualified to serve in the U.S. Senate because she has a lot of experience mutilating animals. Ernst is one of five Republican candidates vying to run for the seat Iowa Democrat Tom Harkin will vacate when he retires at the end of his current term. And […]

On Tea Party Candidate Matt Bevin and Efforts to Legalize Cockfighting in Kentucky

Matt Bevin wants cockfighting enthusiasts to know that they’ll have a friend in Washington if he’s elected to the U.S. Senate in November. He indicated as much when he attended and addressed a cockfighting-legalization rally in Corbin, Kentucky, on March 29. Bevin, who’s hoping to oust loathsome Sen. Mitch McConnell in Kentucky’s Republican primary election on […]

Rattlesnake Wranglers Cling to Gasoline, Entitlement, and Religion

If ever there were a community of subhumans who deserve to be flushed from their trailers with gasoline fumes and slaughtered en masse, it’s the so-called “rattlesnake wranglers” who call Sweetwater, Texas, home. Not only do these useless lowlifes take pleasure in killing rattlesnakes, they’re predictably apoplectic over a proposed regulation that would ban the […]

Animal-Rights Advocates are “Bad Guys,” U.S. Sportsmen’s Alliance Says

In July 2013, Doug Jeanneret, the U.S. Sportsmen’s Alliance’s vice president of marketing, complained petulantly that trapping is “under attack.” In response, I told Doug that his “victimhood-based lament … has the pathetic stench of a bunch of terrorists whining about not having any friends.” “It’s impossible not to be insulted by your paradoxical claim that […]

Drooling Class Lionizes Thug Who Murdered 500-Pound Hog

Predictably, the drooling class is making a hero of a lowlife cracker who shot and killed a 500-pound hog in North Carolina. The Greenville, N.C.-based CBS affiliate WNCT-TV reported earlier this month that “Conetoe hunter Jett Webb recently shot and killed a massive wild hog. He spotted the 500-pound, 8-foot-long beast in Bertie County near […]

Liam Neeson: Wolf-Eater, Equine-Slavery Advocate

When he’s not busy making the same stupid movie over and over again, Liam Neeson can be found running his pro-equine-slavery mouth in New York City. At the Clinton Park Stables on Sunday, the actor delivered remarks in support of New York’s carriage-horse industry and in opposition to Mayor Bill de Blasio’s campaign promise to […]

MLB Network Should Portray Mike Trout as the Sadistic Thug That He Is

I read recently that NBC executives told athlete-turned figure-skating analyst Johnny Weir that he couldn’t wear fur on camera during the network’s coverage of the 2014 Sochi Games. If only Weir didn’t have to be told that wearing fur — on or off the air — is completely unacceptable. Weir was quoted in a United […]