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Hunter Falls to His Death; Oh, How I Wish He’d Been Pushed

Photo by Robert Shepherd

Photo by Robert Shepherd

If a hunter falls off the side of a mountain, does anybody hear him scream on the way down? It’s certainly a sound that would be music to my ears. And if I aim my ears to the west and listen very, very carefully, I can almost hear the echo of a vicious bastard named Theodore James Leach singing his final, terrified song.

According to an Associated Press report published in the Coloradoan, Leach recently took a well-deserved and fatal header off North Maroon Peak, in Colorado’s Maroon Bells, shortly after brutally murdering a mountain goat.

Needless to say, I’m glad Leach is dead. I only wish he’d fallen before he had a chance to kill. It would be much easier to celebrate his demise had the incident unfolded this way:

Theodore James Leach, a 42-year-old Neanderthal from Littleton, Colorado, was hunting mountain goats in the Maroon Bells on Sunday when one of his would-be caprine victims bravely stood his ground and pushed Leach off the side of the mountain. According to hikers who found him, the last thing the quickly expiring savage saw was an unrepentant mountain goat staring down at him with an expression that said, “I hope it hurt, motherfucker.”

3 Comments

  1. Amy D Erbe wrote:

    Best news I’ve had all day. Karma is a bitch!!! I hope many more follow. Sick of all these animal killers. Thanks for this

    Thursday, October 23, 2014 at 11:00 pm | Permalink
  2. Matt Sanders wrote:

    How funny is this site? Amy hopes more people die. What a joke. Your ignorance is amazing.

    Tuesday, February 3, 2015 at 4:27 pm | Permalink
  3. anon wrote:

    amy d erbe, i am the daughter of this man that died on that mountain, i was barely 13 years old when this happened. if you ever see this i want you to think of how i felt and how i still feel and seeing how people who have no idea who he was were glad he has gone to heaven. i think you need to rethink what you have said because it’s very hurtful, you probably thought i’d never see this huh but guess what i did

    Thursday, February 9, 2017 at 6:35 pm | Permalink

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