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Tag Archives: Big Game Hunting

Monday Maul: Donald Trump Jr. Crushed by Elephant

SOMEWHERE IN ZIMBABWE, IN THE NOT-TOO-DISTANT FUTURE — Donald Trump Jr., who in March 2012 was challenged to step into the Octagon with UFC fighter Stephan Bonnar, was crushed today by an elephant while hunting in Zimbabwe. It wasn’t the first time Trump Jr. had traveled to Zimbabwe to satisfy his bloodthirst. In March 2012, […]

Endangered Species Bred for Trophy Hunting

SOMEWHERE IN TEXAS, IN THE NOT-TOO-DISTANT FUTURE — State and federal law-enforcement officials have urged hunters to stay away from exotic-animal ranches in Texas, after an “animal-rights manifesto” began circulating on the Internet earlier this week. A nationwide manhunt in under way for the document’s author, an animal-rights activist named Monty Gelstein. “Mr. Gelstein presents […]