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Man Kills Dog with Explosives, Prosecutor Wonders if Dog “Suffered”

Yesterday, I came across a news story about a lunatic in Washington who used explosives to blow up his dog, a golden retriever named Cabella. In what can only be described as a passive insult to the dog’s memory, Skamania County Prosecutor Adam Kick tried to explain, by way of a press release issued by […]

Monday Maul: New Anti-Fur Attack on Kim Kardashian Follows Flour Bomb

SOMEWHERE IN HOLLYWOOD, IN THE NOT-TOO-DISTANT FUTURE — Even the paparazzi lining the red carpet at a launch event for Kim Kardashian’s new shampoo line were horrified when the reality TV star was fatally mauled on Monday by the fox stole she was wearing. “I thought maybe some lunatic animal-rights activist might try to flour-bomb […]