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Monday Maul: Wearing Fur, Lady Gaga Suffers Wardrobe Malfunction

LONDON, IN THE NOT-TOO-DISTANT FUTURE — Popular recording artist Lady Gaga was killed today in what can be best described as a beautifully violent wardrobe malfunction. Police, paparazzi, and histrionic preteen girls said the singer was brutally savaged by fur-bearing animals who’d initially looked like costume adornments. Stefani Germanotta, who was known to her fans […]