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Taliban Captures Dog Who’d Been Forced Into Military Service in Afghanistan

Members of the Taliban in Afghanistan have apparently captured a dog who’d been conscripted into military service by members of the International Security Assistance Force. The Washington Post has reported that “Lt. Col. Will Griffin, a spokesman for the international military coalition in Afghanistan, confirmed Thursday in an e-mail that the force lost a military working […]

Man Kills Dog with Explosives, Prosecutor Wonders if Dog “Suffered”

Yesterday, I came across a news story about a lunatic in Washington who used explosives to blow up his dog, a golden retriever named Cabella. In what can only be described as a passive insult to the dog’s memory, Skamania County Prosecutor Adam Kick tried to explain, by way of a press release issued by […]

Execute Dog Killers Who Set Justice On Fire

Since he successfully prosecuted dog killer Deshawn Brown a half-decade ago, Dallas County, Texas, Assistant District Attorney David Alex believes the time has come “to get the kind of sentences that these cases deserve,” as he told KDFW earlier this month during a conversation about his office’s establishment of an animal-cruelty division. As WFAA reported […]

Rap Song Tears Into Dog Killer Michael Vick

“Michael Vick Should’ve Been Executed” by Byte Cuspid He says he’s been rehabilitated I say he should’ve been asphyxiated Instead of making millions in the NFL He should’ve been sent straight to motherfuckin’ hell Where I’d of said, “This ain’t no goddamned dog pound, meet my motherfuckin’ vengeful hellhounds” Psychopathic, so barbaric Don’t forgive him, […]

Georgia Man Kills Pomeranian, Beats Girlfriend with Dog’s Body

SANDY SPRINGS, GEORGIA, IN THE NOT-TOO-DISTANT FUTURE — A man who pleaded guilty in August to savagely murdering a Pomeranian and beating his girlfriend with the dog’s lifeless body was sentenced today to a lifetime of drooling on himself and lying in his own excrement. Capt. Steve Rose, the Sandy Springs Police Department’s public information […]

Monday Maul: Ohio Man Sentenced for Cutting Dog’s Throat

COLUMBUS, OHIO, IN THE NOT-TOO-DISTANT FUTURE — Ohio History Center staff made a gruesome discovery when they showed up for work this morning. “Old Sparky,” the electric chair that “was decommissioned and disconnected from service” and  “donated to the Ohio Historical Society” a decade ago, according to language on the Ohio Department of Rehabilitation and […]

Texas Man Allegedly Beat, Strangled, Ate Dog

KXXV-TV News Channel 25 – Central Texas News and Weather for Waco, Temple, Killeen | Would that I could rewrite history and convince Michael Daniel to commit suicide instead of brutally killing a dog. That is exactly what I thought after reading about the bastard’s “bad trip,” which left a spaniel dead. According to ABC […]

British Court Convicts Man Who Shot, Stabbed Dog

LONDON — Organizers of the 2012 Summer Olympics, whose opening ceremonies on July 27 in London will kick off the Games of the XXX Olympiad, are hoping to boost television ratings by publicly executing a man who was recently convicted of torturing his bull terrier to the point that the dog had to be put […]

Alleged Connecticut Dog Killer Deserves Death Penalty

Even though Connecticut lawmakers recently repealed the death penalty, they might want to make an exception for Alex Wullaert, who, according to a WTNH report, “is accused of strangling his dog, Desmond.” “In court documents,” the WTNH report indicates, “Wullaert admitted to strangling the dog, dumping him in a lake, and then returning to put […]

Scathing “Romney Rides on the Roof” T-Shirt Design Unveiled

FOR IMMEDIATE RELEASE New London County, CT — April 24, 2012 Contact: Monty Gelstein (860) 823-7410 Scathing “Romney Rides on the Roof” T-Shirt Design Unveiled Mitt Romney’s so-called “dog problem” has just gotten a whole lot worse. David Brensilver, the author of the animal-rights blog The Daily Maul (which can fairly be described as […]