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Joni Ernst: Castrating Pigs and Selling Savagery in Iowa

Joni Ernst would like us to believe that she’s qualified to serve in the U.S. Senate because she has a lot of experience mutilating animals. Ernst is one of five Republican candidates vying to run for the seat Iowa Democrat Tom Harkin will vacate when he retires at the end of his current term. And […]

Drooling Class Lionizes Thug Who Murdered 500-Pound Hog

Predictably, the drooling class is making a hero of a lowlife cracker who shot and killed a 500-pound hog in North Carolina. The Greenville, N.C.-based CBS affiliate WNCT-TV reported earlier this month that “Conetoe hunter Jett Webb recently shot and killed a massive wild hog. He spotted the 500-pound, 8-foot-long beast in Bertie County near […]

Hunting Accidents Prove Hunters are “Remarkably Stupid”

“Does this dress make me look like a moose?” That’s the question 68-year-old Newfoundlander Joan Primer should have asked before attending a family get-together in November 2011. To be fair, Primer had no reason to believe that she’d be “shot in the shoulder while enjoying a ‘boil-up’ with her family,” to quote from a June […]

Mistaken for Hog, Hunter Shot; Hog Insulted by Mistaken-Identity Claim

In a recent interview with The Daily Maul, an angry hog from South Carolina complained bitterly about his species being indirectly blamed for the death of a hunter in that state. According to a recent WHNS-TV (Greenville) news report, “Greenwood County deputies said a man in a deer stand shot and killed a fellow hunter, […]

Quadriplegic Hunter Returns to Killing Floor

A newspaper in West Virgina would like us to believe that a 27-year-old quadriplegic is some sort of hero for chasing her dreams despite the physical limitations dealt her by a 2006 automobile accident. The problem is that Stacey Fordyce has not allowed an introduction to her own mortality to lessen the enthusiasm she has […]