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Protest Song Condemns “Squirrel Slam,” Supports Animal-Rights Group

The Daily Maul presents “A Holleycaust Story,” a protest song that condemns “Squirrel Slam,” the annual squirrel-killing contest in Holley, New York, in which local Neanderthals participate for a chance to win guns and cash. The killing contest is a fundraising event for the Holley Fire Department, whose slogan might as well be “saving lives […]

Holley Fire Department’s “Squirrel Slam” Makes Monsters of Heroes

HOLLEY, NEW YORK, IN THE NOT-TOO-DISTANT FUTURE – What began with firefighters in cities around the world labeling their counterparts in Holley, New York, “monsters” has led to the improbable reinvention of a once shamed and bloodstained village. “Firefighters are supposed to be heroes,” one disgusted Seattle-based fireman told The Daily Maul in an e-mail. […]