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On Tea Party Candidate Matt Bevin and Efforts to Legalize Cockfighting in Kentucky

Matt Bevin wants cockfighting enthusiasts to know that they’ll have a friend in Washington if he’s elected to the U.S. Senate in November. He indicated as much when he attended and addressed a cockfighting-legalization rally in Corbin, Kentucky, on March 29.┬áBevin, who’s hoping to oust loathsome Sen. Mitch McConnell in Kentucky’s Republican primary election on […]

Taxidermy Planned After Turkey Hunter is Attacked by Bobcat

Somewhere in an alternate universe, a prideful bobcat named David is looking forward to displaying in his den the stuffed carcass of a once-bloodthirsty human. “I was out getting lunch when I smelled the foul stench of an interloping human,” David said during a telephone conversation with The Daily Maul. “Then I saw the monster, […]

Kentucky Pastor Demands Return of Confiscated Snakes

A creepy faith-salesman named Jamie Coots is demanding from officials in Tennessee the immediate return of potentially dangerous prisoners who were removed from his custody during a routine traffic stop. Coots was transporting five newly purchased slaves from Alabama to Kentucky when law-enforcement officers in Tennessee placed the captives in a local jail. An Associated […]

Dragged to Their Deaths By a Horse Named Lucky

BATH COUNTY, KENTUCKY, IN THE NOT-TOO-DISTANT FUTURE — A judge in Bath County, Kentucky, has sentenced two men to death for animal abuse. The men will be dragged to their deaths by a horse named Lucky. Their bodies will be disposed of by the residents of a local pig farm. “I have a right mind […]