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North Carolina Law Establishes “Hunting Heritage Apprentice” Program

Lawmakers in North Carolina have enacted legislation aimed at grooming new generations of bloodlust-full psychopaths. On June 4, Gov. Pat McCrory signed into law Senate Bill No. 234, “an act to amend and clarify the hunter education requirements and to establish a hunting heritage apprentice permit.” According to a news release posted on its website, […]

Use Eminent Domain to Take South Carolina Hunting Grounds

A sadistic lawmaker in South Carolina is doing all he can to make sure that his mouth-breathing constituents can kill anytime they feel the urge. Naturally, the bastard doesn’t have the stones to describe his bloodlust-full legislative efforts in that honest a way. Instead, he’s suggesting that property owners in his state have hitherto been […]

Rhode Island Senate Approves Animal-Advocate Bill

The Rhode Island Senate has approved legislation that would “help protect the interest of pets that become part of a court proceeding,” according to a press release issued by the Rhode Island General Assembly on May 9. Rhode Island state Sen. John Tassoni Jr., the bill’s primary sponsor, was quoted in the press release as […]

Proposed Senate Bill Would Kill Canada Geese

It should come as no surprise that the alarmists among us would rather eradicate part of a population than coexist with it. As my good friend Steve would point out, “Hitler tried that.” I’m referring, of course, to legislation introduced by Sen. Kirsten Gillibrand (D-NY) that would “provide to the Administrator of the Animal and […]

Proposed Utah Law Targets “Animal-Rights Terrorists”

An opportunistic hypocrite in Utah has been diagnosed with a Senselessly Hyperbolic Inhumanity Tumor. While not uncommon, experts now believe that this type of cancer is contagious and are urging neuro-oncologists to perform lobotomies on patients suffering from SHIT on the brain. Leading researchers suspect that the SHIT on Utah state Rep. John Mathis’ brain […]