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Monsters at Copenhagen Zoo Inspire Plan for Human Zoo

I’m looking into the possibility of opening a human zoo in Copenhagen. The legalities of the thing will no doubt present some challenges, but I think I’ve found a way to make it work — and to make some real money. To be fair, my good friend Monty Gelstein is the one who suggested calling […]

After Execution of Giraffe, It’s Fair to Compare Copenhagen Zoo Director to Josef Mengele

The following is an open letter to Copenhagen Zoo Scientific Director Bengt Holst, who recently ordered the execution of a healthy 18-month-old giraffe named Marius, whose lifeless body was thereafter publicly butchered and fed to captive lions. Dr. Mengele, Shit, did I just refer to you that way? Well why the hell shouldn’t I? I […]