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Tag Archives: PETA

Monday Maul: New Anti-Fur Attack on Kim Kardashian Follows Flour Bomb

SOMEWHERE IN HOLLYWOOD, IN THE NOT-TOO-DISTANT FUTURE — Even the paparazzi lining the red carpet at a launch event for Kim Kardashian’s new shampoo line were horrified when the reality TV star was fatally mauled on Monday by the fox stole she was wearing. “I thought maybe some lunatic animal-rights activist might try to flour-bomb […]

Matt Damon Attends Bullfight in Mexico

Matt Damon would like us to believe that by attending a bullfight in Mexico last Sunday he was reinforcing his aversion to such bloodsports. From Friday’s edition of the Daily Mail: “According to Radar Online, the 41-year-old actor telephoned PETA (People for the Ethical Treatment of Animals) himself after the animal activists contacted him. ‘We […]

Games of the Inbred Knuckle-Draggers

I’m considering traveling to Ohio County, Indiana, next summer to give the organizers of “Snapperfest” a run for their money. As I write this, the annual torture of snapping turtles is taking place at Campshore Campground, on the banks of the Ohio River. From WSCH (Eagle Radio, 99.3 FM): “The more than decade old event […]

Yes, Tucker Carlson, Michael Vick “Should Have Been Executed”

Tucker, I’m writing in support of your position, captured in the video provided above, that Michael Vick “should have been executed.” Your response to spineless slug and Fox News contributor Doug Schoen, who said that Vick “did a horrific thing, he paid, he went to jail, and he’s speaking for the Humane Society, the ASPCA, […]