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Joni Ernst: Castrating Pigs and Selling Savagery in Iowa

Joni Ernst would like us to believe that she’s qualified to serve in the U.S. Senate because she has a lot of experience mutilating animals. Ernst is one of five Republican candidates vying to run for the seat Iowa Democrat Tom Harkin will vacate when he retires at the end of his current term. And […]

“Vanquishing of Savages” Claiming Lives of Spanish Hunters

Law-enforcement officials in Spain say they’re unable to control “what appears to be a well-organized and deadly campaign of vengeance against the country’s pig-hunting enthusiasts.” And they’re blaming lawmakers for “putting a target on every sportsman’s back.” The bloodletting began in April, after NPR reported that “an ancient hunting ritual is making a comeback in […]

Festival Seeks Volunteers for Public Executions

FOR IMMEDIATE RELEASE CHÂTEAU SCHADENFREUDE – February 14, 2013 Contact: Monty Gelstein monty.gelstein@gmail.com Festival Seeks Volunteers for Public Executions Were you left hideously disfigured or disabled after being mauled by another species while hunting? Was your career as a matador cut short as a result of being beautifully gored by a prideful bull? Have these […]

Man Shot in Face Trying to Slaughter Pig

Sometimes, karma singles someone out and gets right in his face. Such was the case of a California man who ate a .22 caliber bullet instead of feasting on the pig he was trying to slaughter. An October 13 CBS 13 (Sacramento) news story explained that “it started as a pig slaughter and ended with […]