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Researchers Treat Cop Allegedly Involved in Boulder, Colorado, Elk Shooting

BOULDER, COLORADO, IN THE NOT-TOO-DISTANT FUTURE – Researchers at The Center for Fewer Humans have perfected a surgical procedure that they say redirects the prejudices of violently inclined humans. Marcus Aurelius Armitage, the center’s research director, said he was inspired to try the experimental procedure after reading about a Boulder police officer who was allegedly […]

Mouse Leads Cops to Shooting Victim, Sexual Abuse

A “bizarre string of events,” as aptly described by The Salt Lake Tribune, has provided further evidence that pharmaceutical research and testing should be conducted on humans, and not on animals. In the video clip provided above, KSL-TV anchor Nadine Wimmer explains: “A Taylorsville man trying to get rid of a mouse in his house […]