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Duck Hunter in Utah Shot by Dog

  Dear Mr. Cottingham, While I’m sure you’ve received many letters of condolence since your brother-in-law’s Labrador retriever, Piper, shot you in the buttocks last month, I’m actually writing to congratulate the dog on a job well done. Assuming that your head is probably still stuck in your bird-shot-riddled ass, I’ll refresh your memory. From […]

Hunter in Indiana Killed by Deer

Hunter dies after encounter with deer: The bad news is that Fort Wayne, Indiana, redneck Paul Smith shot, then fatally stabbed, a buck during a “deer reduction hunt” in Chain O’Lakes State Park on Monday. The good news is that the buck was able to deliver a few fatal body blows to Mr. Smith, thus reducing […]