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Monday Maul: Monster Shark Tournament Goes Wonderfully Wrong

OAK BLUFFS, MASSACHUSETTS, IN THE NOT-TOO-DISTANT FUTURE — Donny Svareitz, a 57-year-old alcoholic loser from Duxbury, Mass., was determined to wrestle glory from the waters off Martha’s Vineyard this past weekend. Taking top prize at the 26th Annual Monster Shark Tournament was going to make him a hero at the moldy tavern where he spent […]

Rosie O’Donnell Kills Sharks, Whines About Criticism

Ms. O’Donnell, If you didn’t want animal-rights advocates hoping to one day see images of you being circled by sharks in the waters off Miami Beach, you probably shouldn’t have posed for a photograph with a dead hammerhead. Petulant comments on your Twitter feed such as “i went fishing with my family … we caught […]