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Anti-Hunting Float to Crash Macy’s Thanksgiving Day Parade

FOR IMMEDIATE RELEASE Chicago, Ill. — Nov. 26, 2013 Contact: Monty Gelstein maul@thedailymaul.com Dead Hunters Museum Theater to Crash Macy’s Thanksgiving Day Parade Officials from the Dead Hunters Museum Theater, which is slated to open its doors in Chicago’s Logan Square neighborhood in April 2014, have announced plans to participate in Thursday’s Macy’s Thanksgiving Day […]

Thus Spoke an “Excommunicated” Vegan — A Thanksgiving Lament

In December 2002, Vegan Society chair George D. Rodger asked the organization’s founder, Donald Watson, “What do you find most difficult about being vegan?” to which Watson replied, “Well, I suppose it is the social aspect. Excommunicating myself from that part of life where people meet to eat.” That exchange can be found in a […]

Suicidal Turkeys Decimate Human Population

WASHINGTON, D.C., IN THE NOT-TOO-DISTANT FUTURE — In the aftermath of what an unsophisticated few have described as an “apocalyptic terrorist attack” that reduced America’s human population to 75,000,000, survivors are refreshingly accepting of what will surely be known henceforth as the Great Thanksgiving Comeuppance. Granted, the vast majority of those who are still with us […]