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Suicidal Turkeys Decimate Human Population

WASHINGTON, D.C., IN THE NOT-TOO-DISTANT FUTURE — In the aftermath of what an unsophisticated few have described as an “apocalyptic terrorist attack” that reduced America’s human population to 75,000,000, survivors are refreshingly accepting of what will surely be known henceforth as the Great Thanksgiving Comeuppance. Granted, the vast majority of those who are still with us […]