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Again, U.S. Sportsmen’s Alliance Claims Hunters are Victims

One cannot take pleasure in killing and at the same time bitch about being bullied. But we’ve come to expect that kind of pants-soiling whining from the brain-dead thugs at the U.S. Sportsmen’s Alliance. Earlier this month, that wretched gang of twisted monsters rushed to the defense of a dim-witted terrorist named Jeff Thomason, who can’t understand why anyone […]

Hunter Suicide Encouragement Task Force Forming

The Daily Maul is looking for a few fully evolved psychological ninjas to join a Hunter Suicide Encouragement Task Force, a group that will be dedicated to convincing bloodlust-full members of the drooling class to take their own worthless lives. Monty Gelstein, a wealthy philanthropist and tireless animal-rights advocate who will chair the HSETF, promised that “getting […]

Animal-Rights Advocates are “Bad Guys,” U.S. Sportsmen’s Alliance Says

In July 2013, Doug Jeanneret, the U.S. Sportsmen’s Alliance’s vice president of marketing, complained petulantly that trapping is “under attack.” In response, I told Doug that his “victimhood-based lament … has the pathetic stench of a bunch of terrorists whining about not having any friends.” “It’s impossible not to be insulted by your paradoxical claim that […]

U.S. Sportsmen’s Alliance Apoplectic Over Anti-Hunting Promotion

The mouth-breathing knuckle-draggers at the U.S. Sportsmen’s Alliance are apoplectic over the fact that an anti-hunting organization delivered its message to nearly 18,000 basketball fans at the Minnesota Timberwolves’ Oct. 30 game against the Orlando Magic. U.S. Sportsmen’s Alliance Foundation President and CEO Nick Pinizzotto was quoted in a Nov. 1 public word-tantrum as saying, […]

On the Paradoxical Claim that Trapping is “Under Attack”

The following letter was sent to Doug Jeanneret, the U.S. Sportsmen’s Alliance’s vice president of marketing. Dear Doug, you arrogant bastard, I’ve been meaning to take you to task for your ill-conceived piece of propaganda, “Our Oldest Outdoor Tradition,” in which you cited Benjamin Franklin’s famous rallying cry, “We must, indeed, all hang together, or […]